Intro: Em C Am D (x2)

Em                     C
I get a piece of paper,and a pen

Am                         D
I right down all the names I see on ebay

Em                                 C
Whyyyyyyyyyyyy the are no names on ebay

Am                                       D
Whyyyyyyyyyyyy there are no names on the love site

Chorus:
Em                                         C
Whyyyyyyyyyyyy I need a wife all I ask for is a few names on the wondeful 

Am   D
LOVE B TE

(Song restart)

Outro:

Em      C                         Am
Finally I found the love site and I found the perfect

D
GIRL!